Apparently I farted on her in my sleep. Then, just to be sure she was cool, I did it again on purpose and she didnt say anything. So, WIN?
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
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