At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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