peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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