Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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