I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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