Don't you send me to vm
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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