We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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