what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
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