What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
I love you.
Bad choice
Randomize
