Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
If I die, sorry about rent.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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