Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
I love you.
Bad choice
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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