im six kinds of drunk right now
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
Randomize
