as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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