Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I just crop dusted the hot FedEx guy delivering my business cards...then asked him "Was that you?" How the fuck am I allowed to be an adult?
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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