Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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