Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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