1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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