at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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