Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
Randomize
