Me. At least after what I've been through.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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