Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
I have so many feelings about this burrito
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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