North Korea, Best Korea!
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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