I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
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