Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
So vagazzling was a success
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
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