school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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