No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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