Having a random hookup so left but love u
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
Randomize
