420 ftw
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
Randomize
