Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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