David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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