I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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