is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
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