i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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