Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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