quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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