Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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