Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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