everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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