Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
Accidentally typed message to mom that included word "kink." FML. Played it off as autocorrect from "drink" which was somehow more acceptable
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