Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
Woke up next to a tiki torch spooning a plastic flamingo on a welcome mat i've never seen before with a "happy valentines day" balloon tied to my wrist, oh yeah and "i am a cougar" is written on my chest in sharpee and all the kitchen furniture is upside down...
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
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