how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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