Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Also, apparently I'm only coherent when I'm drunk sexting. And then I'm grammatically perfect and impressively eloquent.
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