How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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