I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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