Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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