I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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