i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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