We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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