Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
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