I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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