dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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